Way back in the 1960s Dr John (the Night Tripper) sang ‘Walk on Gilded Splinters’. I have no idea what it means, but I liked it so much I bought the album.
Last week I was walking down Bond Street in the North Laine and saw a sign in a shop window. It read ‘Walk in Nail Gel’. I’m going to remain faithful to Dr John’s version – its got to be less messy, and safe if you keep your boots on.